turtleturd
turtleturd by DevanIsDumm March 30, 2021
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Turtlenerd
A species of human-like animals that are born on the island of turtopia carry the turtlenerd gene called turtitis and, are usually adopted by human parents. Turtlenerds are born with a shell, but human parents generally have it removed at a young age so that their child can better fit in with other human children. Turtlenerds commonly wear jackets zipped all the way up their neck in order to cope with their shell removal. As they age, turtlenerds develop a liking of both food and reading.
Jill-"Ashly did you that girl over there?"
Ashly-"Yeah she's really weird. She always keeps her jacket zipped up and all she does is read."
Jill-"I know, she must be a turtlenerd or something"
Ashly-"Yeah she's really weird. She always keeps her jacket zipped up and all she does is read."
Jill-"I know, she must be a turtlenerd or something"
Turtlenerd by gineva November 21, 2011
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tumbleturd
(n) (sl) - Term referring to an actual scarab insect known as the Dung Beetle. This creature is native to many parts of the world, including Egypt, Africa, and South America... but it is also known to inhabit the Southern Regions of the eastern United States. The insect rolls wads of feces into a near-perfect ball, and lays its eggs inside the turd-roll, so that they may feed on the fecal matter as they develop.
In the south, this term is also often applied to refer to a contemptible person, or mischievous youngster.
In the south, this term is also often applied to refer to a contemptible person, or mischievous youngster.
While I was in Mississippi, I saw a Tumbleturd rolling dog poop down Bourbon St.
Hey! What are you Tumbleturds doing over there at that vacant house?! Don't make me call the cops!
I used to think Bob was a good guy, but lately, he has proven to be quite the tumbleturd.
Hey! What are you Tumbleturds doing over there at that vacant house?! Don't make me call the cops!
I used to think Bob was a good guy, but lately, he has proven to be quite the tumbleturd.
tumbleturd by Haywood Jablomy 2 April 22, 2018
Tennessee turtle turd clamper
It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp
Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off
Tennessee turtle turd clamper by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021