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tumbleturd

(n) (sl) - Term referring to an actual scarab insect known as the Dung Beetle. This creature is native to many parts of the world, including Egypt, Africa, and South America... but it is also known to inhabit the Southern Regions of the eastern United States. The insect rolls wads of feces into a near-perfect ball, and lays its eggs inside the turd-roll, so that they may feed on the fecal matter as they develop.

In the south, this term is also often applied to refer to a contemptible person, or mischievous youngster.
While I was in Mississippi, I saw a Tumbleturd rolling dog poop down Bourbon St.

Hey! What are you Tumbleturds doing over there at that vacant house?! Don't make me call the cops!

I used to think Bob was a good guy, but lately, he has proven to be quite the tumbleturd.
by Haywood Jablomy 2 April 22, 2018
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tumblefur

Resembling a tumbleweed, tumblefur is made up of the shed fur by common household dogs and cats. If not vacuumed up promptly, tumblefurs grow in size, indefinitely, eventually inhabiting every corner of the house.
The breeze from the living room window sent the tumblefurs rolling across the hardwood floor.
by VT-YA-Writer July 2, 2012
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Tumbltard

Typically those that are so PC it's insufferable. People who cannot tolerate the blissfully ignorant, and instead of educating the aforementioned ignorant person, they scurry to Tumblr to announce their disdain over a matter instead of trying to solve it.
If you really want to solve a problem, do it. Don't be another one of those tumbltards.
by DynamoBlu September 22, 2016
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Tumbletard

One who says things that are retarded on Tumblr. Usually in reference to the LGBTQ community. They are known for calling people misogynistic, racist, sexist, and other such discriminatory adjectives.
I went on Tumblr and said I'm new here. I said I'm a white Christian straight male, and i received hundreds of hate comments calling me a rapist, sexist, racist, misogynistic bigot. The commenters were all tumbletards.
by Possibly cringe August 14, 2016
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tumblefur

The furry equivalent of a tumbleweed. Usually from balls of fur from a house pet that accumulates and rolls around your apartment.
Mind the tumblefurs. Vacuum works best to catch the buggers.
by secretuser420 June 19, 2018
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Tumbletard

That kid Grant is a tumbletard.
by Johnwell June 14, 2009
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Texas tumbletruck

A sex position in which the female does a full split while the male fits an entire tractor into her vagina. Ouch.
I'mma pull a Texas Tumbletruck on dat bitch's ass!
by shakeababy247 November 13, 2014
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