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tumbleturd 

(n) (sl) - Term referring to an actual scarab insect known as the Dung Beetle. This creature is native to many parts of the world, including Egypt, Africa, and South America... but it is also known to inhabit the Southern Regions of the eastern United States. The insect rolls wads of feces into a near-perfect ball, and lays its eggs inside the turd-roll, so that they may feed on the fecal matter as they develop.

In the south, this term is also often applied to refer to a contemptible person, or mischievous youngster.
While I was in Mississippi, I saw a Tumbleturd rolling dog poop down Bourbon St.

Hey! What are you Tumbleturds doing over there at that vacant house?! Don't make me call the cops!

I used to think Bob was a good guy, but lately, he has proven to be quite the tumbleturd.
tumbleturd by Haywood Jablomy 2 April 22, 2018
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Resembling a tumbleweed, tumblefur is made up of the shed fur by common household dogs and cats. If not vacuumed up promptly, tumblefurs grow in size, indefinitely, eventually inhabiting every corner of the house.
The breeze from the living room window sent the tumblefurs rolling across the hardwood floor.
tumblefur by VT-YA-Writer July 2, 2012

Tumbltard 

Typically those that are so PC it's insufferable. People who cannot tolerate the blissfully ignorant, and instead of educating the aforementioned ignorant person, they scurry to Tumblr to announce their disdain over a matter instead of trying to solve it.
If you really want to solve a problem, do it. Don't be another one of those tumbltards.
Tumbltard by DynamoBlu September 22, 2016

Tumbletard 

One who says things that are retarded on Tumblr. Usually in reference to the LGBTQ community. They are known for calling people misogynistic, racist, sexist, and other such discriminatory adjectives.
I went on Tumblr and said I'm new here. I said I'm a white Christian straight male, and i received hundreds of hate comments calling me a rapist, sexist, racist, misogynistic bigot. The commenters were all tumbletards.
Tumbletard by Possibly cringe August 14, 2016
The furry equivalent of a tumbleweed. Usually from balls of fur from a house pet that accumulates and rolls around your apartment.
Mind the tumblefurs. Vacuum works best to catch the buggers.
tumblefur by secretuser420 June 19, 2018

Tumbletard 

That kid Grant is a tumbletard.
Tumbletard by Johnwell June 14, 2009

Texas tumbletruck 

A sex position in which the female does a full split while the male fits an entire tractor into her vagina. Ouch.
I'mma pull a Texas Tumbletruck on dat bitch's ass!
Texas tumbletruck by shakeababy247 November 13, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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