Turtleburger 

A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.

Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger."
Fred: ".. That's disgusting."

Turtleburger by Turtleburgerman January 2, 2009

Turtle Burger

Another word for a hermaphrodite.

Lady GaGa is a total Turtle Burger.

Turtle Burger by Mike Hawk is mediocre February 1, 2010

Turdelburger 

A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.

man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."

man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"

man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*

man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"

Turdelburger by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006

Turtle Burger

The act of a circular steaming bowel movement generally produced after years of being a young asian(ish) male on valentines day who live in manchester. Most of them are known to float and swim around leaving a trail of brown sticky substance and stench behind it.

Raymond : Hey Danny, I'm making a turtle burger right now.

Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!

Turtle Burger by The Housemate March 3, 2011

Turdelburger 

A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.

man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."

man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"

man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*

man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turde#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"

Turdelburger by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006