Turtleburger
Turtleburger by Turtleburgerman January 2, 2009
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Turtle Burger
Another word for a hermaphrodite.
Turtle Burger by Mike Hawk is mediocre February 1, 2010
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Turdelburger
A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.
man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turdelburger#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
Turdelburger by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006
Turtle Burger
The act of a circular steaming bowel movement generally produced after years of being a young asian(ish) male on valentines day who live in manchester. Most of them are known to float and swim around leaving a trail of brown sticky substance and stench behind it.
Raymond : Hey Danny, I'm making a turtle burger right now.
Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!
Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!
Turtle Burger by The Housemate March 3, 2011
Turdelburger
A small dried, shrivelled piece of mammalian excrement. Preferably from a carnivorous quadruped, (a cat). Sometimes this form of excrement can look like a sort of burger, one may be tempted to eat it, but would be in a servere state of shock if oral intercourse with this mistaken burger happened to occur.
man1;-"My father of justice! What kind of philistine would leave a truly meaty burger of that converse lying in a cat litter box, such as that which is lying in front of us? I shall merely bend over, scoop it up and place it in my salvia-filled aurephis..."
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turde#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
man2;-"DON'T BE FOOLED! That's not a burger by any earthly description. It's a horrific expression of a cat's anus, i.e., it's none other than the turdelburger spoke of in legend through the aeons!"
man1;-"Too late! I have ingested it's goodness!"
*dies*
man2;-"Defcon Turdelburger alert in sector pie two, there isn't much time before the turde#$*&^%(&%virus is unleashed!"
Turdelburger by mysteriousinternaut April 27, 2006
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