turtlecorn 

a turtle with a unicorn horn.

there goes a turtlecorn

turtlecorn by mattie mayhem July 21, 2006

turtlecunt 

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.

turtlecunt by Power Queef August 23, 2018

turtletown 

When a non-Tortle seduces a Tortle in Dungeons & Dragons.

"I totally went to turtletown last night."

turtletown by poploser May 21, 2021

Turticorn 

A cross between a turtle and a unicorn. Often said to have Ninja skills and be generally awesome. Originated on twitter during a conversation between @HolowPointSmile and @KobraKidxo when discussing the two most awesome animals in the world, Turtles and Unicorns, and also Ninjas.

I just put my Turticorn to bed as it was climbing on my ceiling

Turticorn by DeadManWalkingAliveSomewhere July 2, 2011

Turtlecunt 

Someone who is weak and sucks the dick a lot and is not as good as Jaguar Paw

"How did you not catch that, you turtlecunt!"

Turtlecunt by Sweiss July 12, 2007

turtletown 

If you see a lot of turtles in one place in a group.

I see a turtletown up ahead.

turtletown by Turtle town June 9, 2017

Turtleson 

A bitch ass nigga.

Most Turtleson are ghetto Mexicans.
Guy 1: Who's that idiot?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just a Turtleson...

Turtleson by FuckkFresno November 27, 2012