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Turtlepoop 

With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will.

If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.

A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.

It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.

A dejavu poop.

A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"

It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.

That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.

A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.

A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
Wife: Problems?
You: Yeah, it's that damn turtlepoop again, it won't come out.
Turtlepoop by AngelDongM July 9, 2010

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist β€οΈπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ§‘
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

turtlecunt 

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell
That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.
turtlecunt by Power Queef August 23, 2018

I like turtles 

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3
Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.
I like turtles by Michael Habic November 25, 2007

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.
"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

turtlemind 

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.
I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.
turtlemind by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020