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Turtleson

Most Turtleson are ghetto Mexicans.
Guy 1: Who's that idiot?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just a Turtleson...
by FuckkFresno November 27, 2012
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Turtlepoop

With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will.

If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.

A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.

It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.

A dejavu poop.

A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"

It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.

That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.

A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.

A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
Wife: Problems?
You: Yeah, it's that damn turtlepoop again, it won't come out.
by AngelDongM July 9, 2010
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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020
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turtlecunt

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell
That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.
by Power Queef August 23, 2018
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I like turtles

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3
Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.
by Michael Habic November 25, 2007
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Squirting Turtles

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
by CaWe March 20, 2004
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turtlemind

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.
I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
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