Turtleson
Turtleson by FuckkFresno November 27, 2012
Turtlepoop
With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will.
If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
Turtlepoop by AngelDongM July 9, 2010
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