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Turtlecunt 

Someone who is weak and sucks the dick a lot and is not as good as Jaguar Paw
"How did you not catch that, you turtlecunt!"
Turtlecunt by Sweiss July 12, 2007

turtlepants2

The world's best roblox player

he joined in 2016
turtlepants2 is the best roblox player.
turtlepants2 by Tur4le July 2, 2021

Turtlepantsing

When an individual loses their pants at a party and is forced to wear an upsideown turtleneck as pants. A turtleneck is the only appropriate shirt to be worn as pants as the neck will hide your genitals.
I woke up in his bed and I couldn't find my pants. I had to run 3 blocks to my car while I was turtlepantsing.
Turtlepantsing by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011

tumblecunt 

A term used to substitute insults such as dickhead or asshole.
Quit being such a tumblecunt and answer me!
tumblecunt by Justtrickky May 17, 2016

TurtleBunny 

Turtlebunnies are a mix between a turtle and a bunny. They are slow and fast at the same time.Turtlebunnies are known for their allegiance to the Confederate States of America. They are very hostile and dangerous and should be hunted on sight. They hate squirrels and penguins who built the great Squirrel-Penguin States of America.
"Oh my goodness! It's a turtlebunny carrying the Confederate flag! ATTACK!!"
TurtleBunny by Axel_Bikesalot December 24, 2012

turtlebunny 

referring to but not limited to the blending or blurring of such ways of framing reality that does nothing but pigeonhole the vision and thoughts of normally interesting and good willed people
Dude, don't go all turtlebunny on me, ok.
turtlebunny by turtlebunny September 19, 2009
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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