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turkey tits 

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A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.
"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"

"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."
turkey tits by WillHigh April 17, 2008

Turkey tits 

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Huge sloppy boobs that r to large to handle
Ya moms got turkey tits
Turkey tits by Squally police February 20, 2015

turkey tits 

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Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)
Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.
turkey tits by ryan November 19, 2003

turkey tits 

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Female breasts that are so large, their shape resembles those of turkeys found in supermarkets.
"I just wanna play with your turkey tits, baby!"
turkey tits by fingers November 11, 2004

Turkeyism 

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Basically racism but for turkeys, acts of turkeyism is eating turkeys
John "What did you do for Thanksgiving?" Dan "I ate some turkey as every year" John "you are a turkeyism"
Turkeyism by Kool kid aka B3nluke October 20, 2021

Turkey Tits 

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Turkey Tits originated when the pilgrims first settled in America. They were crazy horny after the long ship ride and decided to engage in sexual activities with the women.

Because their primary duties were childbirth, their breasts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample breasts.

Basically Turkey Tits is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey's wattle.
"Man, did you see that bitch's Turkey Tits??"
"Yeah breh, talk about a turn off!"
Turkey Tits by Emica2235 May 7, 2009
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