Turkey Tits originated when the pilgrims first settled in America. They were crazy horny after the long ship ride and decided to engage in sexual activities with the women.
Because their primary duties were childbirth, their breasts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample breasts.
Basically Turkey Tits is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey's wattle.
"Man, did you see that bitch's Turkey Tits??"
"Yeah breh, talk about a turn off!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.