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turkey turner 

(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.
will you please hand me that turkey turner
turkey turner by Xupack007 June 23, 2013

turney steak

1) To give someone their own back, to give revenge
"Peter gave Julie a turney steak by not inviting her to his party"

"Peter: Why are you calling him names?"
"Julie: I don't know"
"Peter: How about I give you a turney steak and called you names, how would you like that?"

Turker Wilfrid 

An English Saint from back in the day. Has recently been baptised. THE RIGHTEOUS
Amen, nice Church, Turker Wilfrid.
Turker Wilfrid by jacobsartoriusisfit November 15, 2021
a hoe (dirty)
a slut (dirty)
a whore (dirty)
a promiscuous girl (dirty)
any random person whilst making a sexual comment (dirty)
"yo what did u do last night?"
"Turney."

"Whos got my shades?"
"Turney"

"I got mayo on my face =["
"ew Turney
turney by T.M July 5, 2007
Get your ass over here Turker!
turker by di-zexplosion March 1, 2005

jive turkery 

can be used in describing something wack, bizzare, stupid, annoying, etc.

what you say a jive turkey is doing
*playing ESPN football with alway fumble cheat on* pick up the ball shithead! what is this jive turkery!
jive turkery by synergy12468 January 19, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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