Turkey Turner

Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.

How much do you make as a turkey turner?

Not much.
Not much at all.

by TasteyTown February 5, 2010

turkey turner

(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.

will you please hand me that turkey turner

by Xupack007 June 23, 2013

turney steak

1) To give someone their own back, to give revenge

"Peter gave Julie a turney steak by not inviting her to his party"

"Peter: Why are you calling him names?"
"Julie: I don't know"
"Peter: How about I give you a turney steak and called you names, how would you like that?"

by Peter Fartin' Martin May 26, 2008

Turker Wilfrid

An English Saint from back in the day. Has recently been baptised. THE RIGHTEOUS

Amen, nice Church, Turker Wilfrid.

by jacobsartoriusisfit November 15, 2021

turney

a hoe (dirty)
a slut (dirty)
a whore (dirty)
a promiscuous girl (dirty)
any random person whilst making a sexual comment (dirty)

"yo what did u do last night?"
"Turney."

"Whos got my shades?"
"Turney"

"I got mayo on my face ="
"ew Turney

by T.M July 5, 2007

turker

A turkish name (male).

Get your ass over here Turker!

by di-zexplosion March 1, 2005

jive turkery

can be used in describing something wack, bizzare, stupid, annoying, etc.

what you say a jive turkey is doing

*playing ESPN football with alway fumble cheat on* pick up the ball shithead! what is this jive turkery!

by synergy12468 January 19, 2004