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Turkey Turner 

Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.
How much do you make as a turkey turner?

Not much.
Not much at all.
Turkey Turner by TasteyTown February 5, 2010
Words you can keep

turkey turner 

(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.
will you please hand me that turkey turner
turkey turner by Xupack007 June 23, 2013

turney steak

1) To give someone their own back, to give revenge
"Peter gave Julie a turney steak by not inviting her to his party"

"Peter: Why are you calling him names?"
"Julie: I don't know"
"Peter: How about I give you a turney steak and called you names, how would you like that?"

Turker Wilfrid 

An English Saint from back in the day. Has recently been baptised. THE RIGHTEOUS
Amen, nice Church, Turker Wilfrid.
Turker Wilfrid by jacobsartoriusisfit November 15, 2021
a hoe (dirty)
a slut (dirty)
a whore (dirty)
a promiscuous girl (dirty)
any random person whilst making a sexual comment (dirty)
"yo what did u do last night?"
"Turney."

"Whos got my shades?"
"Turney"

"I got mayo on my face =["
"ew Turney
turney by T.M July 5, 2007
Get your ass over here Turker!
turker by di-zexplosion March 1, 2005

jive turkery 

can be used in describing something wack, bizzare, stupid, annoying, etc.

what you say a jive turkey is doing
*playing ESPN football with alway fumble cheat on* pick up the ball shithead! what is this jive turkery!
jive turkery by synergy12468 January 19, 2004
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