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Profession: The poor soul that stares at turkey butts all day while he/she roasts them over an open flame.
How much do you make as a turkey turner?

Not much.
Not much at all.
by TasteyTown February 05, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.
will you please hand me that turkey turner
by Xupack007 June 23, 2013
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