Turing 

The most boring. most crappiest form of computer programming on the market.

"Time to use For loops children"
"My name is Mr.Beech, and today we will use turing.."

Turing by Mike Cassidy May 9, 2003

Turing 

To fail miserably at the reacharound; to give a limp-wristed heimlich.

He turinged that bowling ball right into the gutter.

Turing by Underpants? October 7, 2003

turing 

the l33t3st programming language evar. it pwnz, c, java, etc.

"Okay its time to learn about nested if statements. w00t!"

turing by amd>intel December 26, 2003

Turing-like 

Any shitty programming language with no practical purpose. Usually slow and cumbersome, and with a quirks that no other programming language has/should have.

Named after the educational programming language from Holtsoft.

"FUCK! The York University assembly language is a Turing-like!"

Turing-like by Turing_Tyrant May 15, 2014

Turing test 

A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.

The setup of the test is this:
The interrogator, a human, is in a room separate from the machine being tested and another human. The interrogator questions both the machine and the human via a keyboard, and tries to discern which is the machine and which is human.

A computer that can pass the Turing test (that is, be indistinguishable from the human), is considered to have intelligence.

"I passed the Turing test, which shouldn't be that difficult anymore, because Smarterchild is almost there, and humans are getting dumber by the second..."

Turing test by Renee February 25, 2004

turing-complete 

A programming language or programmable device that has the computational power equivalent to a Turing Machine.
A programmable device or programming language that is turing-complete can perform any calculation that any other programmable device or programming language is able to.

Nerd1: Leeroy is such a moron.
Nerd2: Yeah, hes not even turing-complete.
Both: Hehehe *snort*

turing-complete by vaxt February 1, 2006

Turing house 

A shit school in West London where their strict about every rule and it consists of posh kids who think their bad because they saw a council estate.

Person 1: Rah are you moving to Turing house?

Person 2: Yea g Turing house is so badman

Turing house by Germanman12 July 20, 2023