turdyblow

another term for a fart
turdy (turd comes out of your ass right?)
blow (the fart itself)

could also be used to describe a fart where you accidently soil yourself

she wasnt well at all, the mess she made when she did that turdyblow was bad!

by mrs boblington July 21, 2007

Turdblossom

Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush

"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"

by jnutting March 19, 2004

turdblock

verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"

I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!

by marcello_loren February 4, 2010

Turdblossom

(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.

"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"

by Johab April 9, 2003

turdblossom

something good growing out of a bad background

He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.

by 89 December 19, 2004

turdblossom

What happens when a shitty person from your childhood becomes an even shittier adult.

Guy: Hey you remember that turd in forth grade that vomited into your food.
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy: He is a Republican now
Guy 2: Wow what a turdblossom

by RTTY June 6, 2018

Turdy/Turdblossom

A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.

Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD

Hey Turdy/Turdblossom, I love Obama even though he is destroying America.

by 380 Million Americans November 19, 2010