(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.

"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"

Turdblossom by Johab April 9, 2003

Related Words

Turdblossom • Turdy/Turdblossom

turdblossom

something good growing out of a bad background

He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.

turdblossom by 89 December 19, 2004

turdblossom

What happens when a shitty person from your childhood becomes an even shittier adult.

Guy: Hey you remember that turd in forth grade that vomited into your food.
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy: He is a Republican now
Guy 2: Wow what a turdblossom

turdblossom by RTTY June 6, 2018

Turdblossom

Making one shit while the other person is performing anal on the shitter. Therefore you are the shitee.

"Hey boy how about we forget the missionary and doggy and go turdblossom style!"

Turdblossom by Noneofyobuisness April 25, 2010

Turdy/Turdblossom

A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.

Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD

Hey Turdy/Turdblossom, I love Obama even though he is destroying America.

Turdy/Turdblossom by 380 Million Americans November 19, 2010

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

turd blossom by Marc April 1, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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