terdwinder

A person who can taper or twist there terds as they come out.

He is a real terdwinder.

by Burryliscious August 1, 2017

turdwinder

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

terdwinkler

an annoying child, or person.

Will you stop asking me for that you little terdwinkler.

by greylizerd August 5, 2010

turdwinker

A turdwinker is - i think quite obviously an a**hole. The a**hole, any a**hole.
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....

That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.

The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!

by Ozzie The Watchdog March 31, 2023