turdsmith

1. One who continually suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.

2. A person who constantly talks shit at great length but can never back up their words.

3. Creator of a gargantuanly sized dump.

That guy always runs off at the mouth. He slings more bull than a turdsmith.

by R.H. December 31, 2007

Torksmith

The slash pairing of Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork from The Monkees. Torksmith is often written about in the form of slash fiction.

Person 1: "Did you get that link to that sexy Torksmith story I sent you?"

Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."

by Psychedelic Dreamer February 9, 2014

turdsmirk

Facial expression after crapping yourself and at the same time enjoying the warm cosy feeling.

"My god it smells in here, it must've been Joe, look at his turdsmirk."

by BoomScooter November 19, 2009

Turdmite

A term meaning "little shit", referring to an annoying person.

"Will you please shut up and stop being such a turdmite".

by Hoffmael May 17, 2014

turdsmotherer

the kungfoo move of compressing the spinal cord by placing your hands on the head and gooche and squeesing, the goal is to colapse the head into the anus. hense the name turdsmotherer also known as the european turd smotherer.

i gave that geek a turdsmotherer

or that ninja is a turdsmothererer

by anonomous January 3, 2005

Tubesmith

Is a word used to describe a female that has larger than average breasts.

"Holy crap, she is the tubesmith of (place name of major city, state, event, school)"....."Check out the tubesmith over here"..... "talk about a tubesmith"

by "MGM" September 2, 2008

Turdmite

A little bug whom lives in poop because they love it.

Noel is a little turdmite.

by Dopierlopier December 10, 2017