turdsmith

1. One who continually suffers from diarrhea of the mouth.

2. A person who constantly talks shit at great length but can never back up their words.

3. Creator of a gargantuanly sized dump.

That guy always runs off at the mouth. He slings more bull than a turdsmith.

by R.H. December 04, 2007

morning unconstitutional

Deprivation of the God-given right to unload last night's meal.

I'm feeling bloated today. I started the day off with a morning unconstitutional.

by R.H. January 11, 2008