Turdmiration

To admire and envy the defecation of another person.

Eric and Steve went to the bathroom. Eric took a massive dump. Before flushing, Eric asked Steve take a look at his turd. Steve yelled, "I am overwhelmed with Turdmiration. Leave it in there Braaaaa for others to enjoy!"

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

turdpidation

A feeling of fear or agitation about the humongous dump you're about to take.

Steve set off for the shitter with a feeling of turdpidation, he knew this one was gonna hurt.

by BHills_Butthead May 9, 2015

Turdilation

A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.

Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026