wurdmeister

The self given nickname to Robert Williams of Stocktwits, a poor retarded fellow who poorly invested his life savings into a crappy Greek shipping company known as TOPS and lost it within six months.

Nothing like pulling a Wurdmeister and investing in the shittiest company known to man.

wurdmeister by Allen Franken June 3, 2018

turdmeister 

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006

The Woodmeister 

Only the most coolest,sexxxiest,flyest,gangsterist person alive! Everyone wants to fuck The Woodmeister! Also slang for having a huge cock

Noelia: Boy, The Woodmeister sure does have a nice big dick, I'd love to hop on it! ;)

The Woodmeister by The Woodmeister August 13, 2007

Waldmeister 

Waldmeister (eng: Forestmaster/ Woodsmaster) is part of the holy ice cream trilogy of vanilla, straciatella and waldmeister. The correct term is woodruff, though it has been butchered by german people. It can be used as an insult , meaning someone is very bad at english.

Person A: "What watch on your swatch?"
Person B: "Man, you are talking like Waldmeister!"

Waldmeister by Checkerbaal July 22, 2023