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turdhurder

someone with a generally obnoxious personality that cause problems where ever they go. Usually a loud talker and will always have a few friends (shit sheep) around them.
fuck, That turdhurder Joe and his shit sheep are here they're so loud. let's leave.
turdhurder by kwil15 June 3, 2010

turdsubstantiation 

The actual alchemical process a product or message (turd) undergoes during its transformation into something a committee or focus group expects will be desirable or acceptable.

Requires judicious application of turd polish, a meeting, and mad skillz.
Using her magical powers to cause turdsubstantiation, Lucy was able to transform the app's constant crashes into "instant memory clean up and performance optimizations."
turdsubstantiation by ggr October 20, 2012

Turdhurd 

A group of friends on a magical quest for mushrooms. Usually found flipping cow patties. Magical fungi fruit. Referred to in scientific genus: psilocybe semilanceata, copelandia, gymnopilis, inocybe, panaeolus, pholiotina

or holiotina, and pluteus.
The turdhurd went on search to expand their conscious mind.
Turdhurd by Crisna626 July 22, 2020

turdcumstance 

When an unexpected turd appears from your pet.
My dog had an awesome turdcumstance today!
turdcumstance by Maku mozo! January 8, 2015
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019