turdhurst

An old klunky piece of shit vehicle, usually a shitty truck with a wooden truck bed built on.

That fucking jagbag cut me off in his big ass fucking turdhurst.

by old boy billy bob November 25, 2005

turdhurder

someone with a generally obnoxious personality that cause problems where ever they go. Usually a loud talker and will always have a few friends (shit sheep) around them.

fuck, That turdhurder Joe and his shit sheep are here they're so loud. let's leave.

by kwil15 June 3, 2010

turdsubstantiation

The actual alchemical process a product or message (turd) undergoes during its transformation into something a committee or focus group expects will be desirable or acceptable.

Requires judicious application of turd polish, a meeting, and mad skillz.

Using her magical powers to cause turdsubstantiation, Lucy was able to transform the app's constant crashes into "instant memory clean up and performance optimizations."

by ggr October 20, 2012

Turdhurd

A group of friends on a magical quest for mushrooms. Usually found flipping cow patties. Magical fungi fruit. Referred to in scientific genus: psilocybe semilanceata, copelandia, gymnopilis, inocybe, panaeolus, pholiotina

or holiotina, and pluteus.

The turdhurd went on search to expand their conscious mind.

by Crisna626 July 22, 2020

turdcumstance

When an unexpected turd appears from your pet.

My dog had an awesome turdcumstance today!

by Maku mozo! January 8, 2015