Turd-buster 

A person who uses a plunger to bust up an extremely large turd, so it will flush down the toilet.

Send in the "turd buster". The toilets are overflowing.

Turd-buster by wino joe May 8, 2003

Turd-buster 

One who busts turds, particularly in the workplace. A person who defecates.

Serge, a semi-boss here, bust turds all the time and they stink, he sucks. He is a turd-buster.

Turd-buster by rainbowfizz October 21, 2004

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond by Coell June 13, 2006

turdbutter 

The way steatorrhea usually manifests.

Amy has pancreatitis. She suffers from excess steatorrhea. Lab tests came positive for turdbutter.

turdbutter by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021

turdbaster

(Sl.) Derog. term for one deemed of low moral fibre; Poss. reference to homosexuality. TURD, BASTER

Oi wiffbag, quit being such a turdbaster, you fucking waster!

turdbaster by John September 10, 2003