Definitions by Bathsheba09

turdclutter 

difficulty finding the anus; confusion during sex regarding the correct orifice; too much getting in the way or successful anal sex

I had her right there, but she threw me the turdclutter and it was a no-go.

I thought I was there, but it was turdclutter.

turdclutter by Bathsheba09 January 8, 2009