When you keep a picture of a turd you have taken or downloaded on your phone in order to bring up when someone sitting next to you in any event or location is looking at what you are doing on your phone. It's a shocking reminder that they should not be snooping, and they should mind their own business.
"Oh that's a picture of a Shit I took this morning... You've just been TURD BOMB(ED) i thought since you where so interested in what I was doing on my phone you would be happy to know that I am also regular
(tûr'bôm) n. A towel that is wrapped around a person’s head, particularly a head of an Arabian, that has an exposed bomb attached to the outer lining of the towel. The 2006cartoon published by the Danish newspaper that sparked up so much controversy featured Muhammad with a turbomb on his head.
HURRY! Someone get Yusef some dates he is riding his camel around with a turbomb on and he looks angry!
turds falling from the sky, someone who causes them too. A jerk who brings turds down on other people. A giant flaming turd shot from your butt at something, someone who does that.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).