turd taco

1. (n.) an extremely unpleasant meal.

2. (n.) When a woman after taking a shit wipes back to front.

1. I thought your mom cooked well; this is a total turd taco!

2. Yeah, man, after we went to her place, and I was about to go down on her when I realized that she had a turd taco down there!

by faggotron fo fags June 25, 2006

turd taco

A Toyota Tacoma with the TRD (toyota racing develpoment) package.

I can believe he wasted his money on a Turd Taco, the Frontier is a cheaper and more capable truck.

by Grateful Ken December 09, 2007

Turd Taco

The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.

Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.

by John-John Falacoos April 27, 2008

Taco turd

The annoying piece of meat that falls out the end of a taco when you bite into it.

*bites* (piece falls out) "damn! There goes the taco turd!"

by Fool22 July 10, 2010

taco turd

Any unidentifiable crusty brown substance typically found, but not limited to the lap of pants.

"There's a taco turd on my sunglasses."

"Hey dude, there's a taco turd on your shirt."

by pwrsurge13 January 15, 2008