turd taco 

1. (n.) an extremely unpleasant meal.

2. (n.) When a woman after taking a shit wipes back to front.

1. I thought your mom cooked well; this is a total turd taco!

2. Yeah, man, after we went to her place, and I was about to go down on her when I realized that she had a turd taco down there!

turd taco by faggotron fo fags June 25, 2006

turd taco 

A Toyota Tacoma with the TRD (toyota racing develpoment) package.

I can believe he wasted his money on a Turd Taco, the Frontier is a cheaper and more capable truck.

turd taco by Grateful Ken January 3, 2008

Turd Taco 

The doodie juices that descend from one's buttcheeks, usually they smell of gross doodie.. They are moist, wet and quite slimy. They are a cross between doodie clumps and runny diarrhea, usually a bit more liquidy.

Oh darn, my baby made a rancid doodie in his diaper... Oh Shit, it's a damn runny turd taco.

Turd Taco by John-John Falacoos April 26, 2008

Taco turd 

The annoying piece of meat that falls out the end of a taco when you bite into it.

*bites* (piece falls out) "damn! There goes the taco turd!"

Taco turd by Fool22 July 11, 2010

taco turd 

Any unidentifiable crusty brown substance typically found, but not limited to the lap of pants.

"There's a taco turd on my sunglasses."

"Hey dude, there's a taco turd on your shirt."

taco turd by pwrsurge13 January 17, 2008