taco turd

Any unidentifiable crusty brown substance typically found, but not limited to the lap of pants.

"There's a taco turd on my sunglasses."

"Hey dude, there's a taco turd on your shirt."

by pwrsurge13 January 15, 2008

Gila monster

A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.

"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."

"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."

"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"

by pwrsurge13 January 15, 2008