turd nuggets

noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget

Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!

by j.k.l. June 11, 2006

turd nuggets

Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.

K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"

by owningThis February 8, 2010

turd nugget

Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.

I shot that turd nugget into that turd basket like a rifle

by w00t May 14, 2004

turd nugget

a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi

"Man, Mujumbo's a turd nugget, he stole my goat!"

by Mazda 3 Transform! December 28, 2005

Turd Nugget

One of those turds that resembles a chicken nugget

"man i must be in the cafiteria because i just had a bunch of Turd Nuggets!"

by Eif-ster March 9, 2009

Turd-Nugget

A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).

"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"

by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006

Turd Nugget

hard balls of feces (poop/shit)

Instead of pooping a long turd, It came out in turd nuggets.

by DudeMoney October 5, 2007