turd nuggets 

noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget

Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!

turd nuggets by j.k.l. June 11, 2006

turd nuggets 

Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.

K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"

turd nuggets by owningThis February 8, 2010

frosty turd nuggets 

Frosty turd nuggets. When a group of guys are so bad at a sport that they instead play with their own poop and eat it.

My god did you see how bad that team played? They were playing like a bunch of frosty turd nuggets.

Dad do we have to watch these frosty turd nuggets they suck!

frosty turd nuggets by California snafu October 10, 2018

turd nugget 

Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.

I shot that turd nugget into that turd basket like a rifle

turd nugget by w00t May 14, 2004

turd nugget 

a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi

"Man, Mujumbo's a turd nugget, he stole my goat!"

turd nugget by Mazda 3 Transform! December 28, 2005

Turd Nugget 

One of those turds that resembles a chicken nugget

"man i must be in the cafiteria because i just had a bunch of Turd Nuggets!"

Turd Nugget by Eif-ster March 9, 2009

Turd-Nugget 

A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).

"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"

Turd-Nugget by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006