by j.k.l. June 04, 2006
Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.
K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"
by owningThis February 08, 2010
Small, chunky brown object which is projectiled from one's anus and usually followed by methane releasal and yet another turd nugget, all directed into one's turd basket aka toilet.
by w00t May 14, 2004
a waste of life, or space. turd nugget signifies one's incapability of being a full turd, clearly showing that the person being called a turd nugget is a failure even at the lowest possible existence. enjoi
by Mazda 3 Transform! December 23, 2005
by Eif-ster October 29, 2008
A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).
by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006
by DudeMoney September 22, 2007