turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.

That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.

by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010

turd burner

mexican faggot, beaner ass bandit.

"paco is a faggoty ass turd burner"

by dope_head October 1, 2008

Scandinavian turd burner

A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.

Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now

by scandiachick1234 November 5, 2009

turd burger

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

by Jeremy December 8, 2004

turd burger

Instead of a beef patty, its a turd

Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger

by DJ Gunn April 21, 2006

turd burgerler

someone that steals turd from an anus or a toilet.

i didnt get a toy in my turd burgerler meal.

by derek pierce June 22, 2004

turd burger

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.

"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."

by tjd92295 November 24, 2013