tudge

A very brief communication, all too common in the SMS/ email age.

Formed by combining "touch" and "nudge", to replace the word "touch" in the sentence "Get in touch".

Where "touch" suggests meaningful possibly extended contact, "nudge" implies a only the most cursory attempt at communication.

N: Nez got in tudge the other day.
S: How is he? What's he up to?
N: Didn't say.

by Mr Bunting May 19, 2005

Tudge

A political figure who believes in the sanctity of marriage and supports the denying of marriage equality whilst the entire time rooting around behind his wife.

Simon: Gee Alan you’re a massive Tudge!

by GrouseDad November 10, 2020

Tudge

The fat around your penis

John : Hey Adam
Adam: John no one likes you, you tudge.

Jacob : Damn my tudge is huge..

by Joshy Van Gouche October 30, 2012

tudged

The term for getting penalised by centrelink

Today I didn't have enough money for a train fare to get to an appointment with my job network provider so they tudged me.

by Occupy Centrelink June 06, 2017

Tudge

A failed wank.

I was having a wank but was interrupted by the lawnmower man so it ended up a tudge.

My new anti-depressants mean I can only have a tudge.

by Billiekeeses November 21, 2020

Tudge

verb (considered vulgar in some circles, notably around women)
Complex, relatively recently coined term, used to describe the act of paying "hush" money then disappearing from public view, whilst supposedly simultaneously occupying a high public office.

"Where's that minister these days?"
"Oh he tudged off, hasn't been seen since the cheque was cut"

by anonymous May 05, 2022

Tudge

Why is the Elepjhant Brown with pruple brown

Hi Tudge steam

by Callofthew December 08, 2017