tudged

The term for getting penalised by centrelink

Today I didn't have enough money for a train fare to get to an appointment with my job network provider so they tudged me.

by Occupy Centrelink June 6, 2017

Fully Turged

When one's penis receives maximum blood flow resulting in separation from the sack

I was on the Japanese metro bus yesterday, and this girl's tight little butt kept rubbing up against my dong and got me fully turged

During a middle school presentation, my phone vibrated in my pocket, resulting in a fully turged wang. Luckily, I hit a waistband tuck, and saved myself some embarrassment.

by singleguy69 March 11, 2013

Tudge

A political figure who believes in the sanctity of marriage and supports the denying of marriage equality whilst the entire time rooting around behind his wife.

Simon: Gee Alan you’re a massive Tudge!

by GrouseDad November 10, 2020

Turged

Turged-deriving from the word turgid which means to be swollen or oddly enlarged, is new slang used by the forest people that has been slowly but surely brought back to the cities and towns of the PNW.

Peepe- I will turge on you JoHn if you don’t stop fondling my baby carrot painting !!
John-BITCH prepare to be turged on with my almighty baby carrot power ~(**)~

by turgedgrl October 20, 2019

Tuded up

Full of attitude, often bad. But also with the possibility of goodness in the attitude area.

That guy was all up in my grill, he was tuded up.

by Jim Jam the Car Mann January 13, 2009

Tunged

Choking someone by sticking one's tongue down another's throat, usually when kissing.

Dude that girl's tongue is so long! No wonder he got tunged!

by 오 야 베비 March 7, 2010

Tudge

The fat around your penis

John : Hey Adam
Adam: John no one likes you, you tudge.

Jacob : Damn my tudge is huge..

by Joshy Van Gouche October 30, 2012