I was tucking in last night on Sara's hairy muff and her clit came loose, I didn't want to say anything so I swallowed it, I still don't think she knows
When Rudy Giuliani placed both his hands around his genitals while laying on his back in a private hotel room with a woman playing a 15 year old but not that time he was at Jeffrey Epstein’s post jail release party.
Don’t believe you’re lying eyes! I was tucking in my shirt!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.