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tsarnaev 

"tsarnaev" (noun) is the new term for asylum seeker who lives completely on US Government entitlements. Refugees, tsarnaev of Chechnya, embraced radical Islamic issues and acted out in mass destruction, bombing the Boston Marathon in April 2013.
"The mother tsarnaev is proving on international television to be ungrateful for the entitlements and freedom by stealing $1624 worth of fashions from Lord & Taylor, fleeing back to the old country, then claiming the old country is where tsarnaevs should have lived."

"One tsarnaev drove a vehicle over the other tsarnaev."
tsarnaev by JanetZumba April 26, 2013
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dzhokhar tsarnaev 

SUSPECT of the Boston Bombings.
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY <--- a phrase that a lot of idiots don't seem to be able to grasp.
Ran because he WITNESSED HIS BROTHER'S MURDER, ALSO WOULDNT YOU RUN WITH ALL THOSE FEDS CHASING YOU WITH GUNS?!
Currently being negatively judged by a load of idiots who decide to eat the media's shit instead of researching the facts of the case, and is most likely, being framed for a crime he and his brother did not commit. A nice boy, who had his whole future ahead of him.
Don't judge until you've researched the facts and the evidence. Or go sit in a corner and be an ignorant arse, your choice.
me: i dont think dzhokhar tsarnaev and his brother tamerlan committed the boston bombings
others: oh but cnn said theY DID.....you mUST BE terroRIST SYMPATHIZER....omg he muslim he russian he foREIGN HE MUST HAVE DONE IT
me: stfu go sit in a corner and check yourself
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

A sick, twisted, foreign, son of a bitch that planted a bomb during a 2013 marathon that hurt and killed innocent Americans, then he ran like a pussy until he got caught by Americans.
(Americans lift a boat in random person's backyard and what do we find hiding like a coward... oh look, it's a piss pant punk ass bitch...)
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: "дерьмо" (ENGLISH translation: Shit)
Americans: fuck you, asshole, now you've got hell to pay!

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

Boston Marathon 2013 Bombing suspect who needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" - bonus points if you know where my quote comes from-at the parking lot where he killed that MIT police officer.
Dude 1) Why do you want to kill Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by lupara blasts? Wouldn't that violate the 8th Amendment to The US Constitution against cruel and unusual punishment. Why not just have him machine gunned to death by firing squad and get it over with?

Dude 2) : lolz, you should listen to New York State Senator Gregory Ball. IHHO terrorists like Dzhokhar Tsarnaev don't deserve either Miranda Rights, let alone protection under the 8th Amendment, even if they are American citizens. IMHO after the lupara blasts, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev needs to be strung Mussolini-style on the electrical post nearest the actual finish line of the 2013 Boston Marathon in order to pay for his crimes against civilization.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

(bonus points if you know where my quote concerning the lupara blasts comes from).

Boston Marathon 2013 Bombing suspect who needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not, under any circumstances deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is and an American citizen. He does indeed need to have his body torn apart by lupara blasts, and then strung Mussolini-style on a telegraph pole nearest the explosion at the Boston Marathon Bombing.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2013

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

(bonus points if you know where my quote concerning the lupara blasts comes from).

someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
I do not see any difference between Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and Timothy Mcveigh; both were terrorists and American citizens. Dzhokhar needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (at Boston's FBI office)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site at the Boston Marathon Bombing.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

N.B: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is written Джохар Царнаев in Russian

someone who does not, under any circumstances, deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is an American citizen
The Montreal Canadiens have defeated The Boston Bruins, therefore I urge the city of Boston to listen to my plea, since I consider Boston's mayor wearing a Montreal Canadiens jersey for a whole weak following Boston's defeat in The NHL's Eastern Conference Semi-Finals an insufficient punishment.

I do not see any difference between Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and Timothy Mcveigh; both were terrorists and American citizens. Dzhokhar needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (at Boston's FBI office)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site at the Boston Marathon Bombing.

Oh and by the way, bonus points if you know where my reference concerning the "his body torn apart by lupara blasts" comes from :)
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