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Beard Trustworthiness

Beard Trustworthiness is used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is.

~~~Very Trustworthy~~~
Full Beard
The Philosopher
Goatee + Mustache

~~~Mildly Trustworthy~~~
Full Mustache aka The Wilford Brimley
Cop Mustache aka The Burt Reynolds
Chin Strap aka The Abe, The Lincoln

~~~Neutral~~~
Sideburns
Friendly Chops
Chin Tuft + Mustache aka The Colonel Sanders
Mutton Chops

~~~Questionable~~~
Sans Mustache aka Amish Beard
Curly Mustache aka The Handlebar
Goatee

~~~Threatening~~~
The Horseshoe aka The Hogan
Chin Tuft
Unkempt Beard aka The Homeless Beard
Neck Beard

~~~Dangerous~~~
Soul Patch aka The Landing Strip
Patchy Beard aka The Sidney Crosby
Pencil Thin Chin Strap

~~~Disastrous~~~
Werewolf
Pencil Thin Mustache aka The John Waters, The Joe Jackson
The Hitler
L: How do you know you can trust that guy?

E: Dude he has a philosopher's beard, thats the second most trustworthiness beard on the Beard Trustworthiness chart that there is!
Beard Trustworthiness by AkaEros October 27, 2011

thrustworthy 

One worthy of thrusting, in the physical sense.
Mike: Did you check out that girl, Stephanie?
Ryan: Yeah man, totally thrustworthy.
Mike: I'd hit it.
thrustworthy by G-orgy July 24, 2008

Trustworthiness 

The ability to be relied on as honest or truthful.
Having trustworthiness is important.
Trustworthiness by K4ZED May 19, 2017

trustworthy 

Roxanne told her sister, Melinda, all of her deepest secrets, because she knew that Melinda wouldn't tell anyone them to anyone else. Melinda was the only person she considered trustworthy.
trustworthy by ohheyhihello November 3, 2009

Trustworthy 

Adj.
Someone you can rely on to be honest, not to gossip, or tell your secrets to others. A person you can tell all of your secrets too without worry. Also someone you can rely on to set you straight and do the right thing even if it is not what you want.
My best friend is so “trustworthy”, she wouldn’t tell a soul what I told her.
Trustworthy by Sagax February 14, 2018

Trustworthy 

Someone you can rely on even if you aren’t on good standards they won’t tell anyone anything you don’t want anyone knowing
Jack knows that jenna is trustworthy because he told her all of his deepest secrets and they aren’t friends anymore but she’s still keeping his secrets
Trustworthy by dontworry:) December 27, 2018