thrustworthy 

One worthy of thrusting, in the physical sense.

Mike: Did you check out that girl, Stephanie?
Ryan: Yeah man, totally thrustworthy.
Mike: I'd hit it.

thrustworthy by G-orgy July 24, 2008

thrustworthy 

When a girl is looking hella fine and you don't mind doing a little thrusting

"Man, even with my back pain, that girl sure is thrustworthy"

thrustworthy by Stevler March 9, 2017

thrustworthy 

What a horny stud claims to be when asking a chick to let him "do it bareback" with her.

No normal dude is 100% thrustworthy --- he may THINK dat he can control whether or not he ejaculates, but it is still an involuntary thing, and if he gets excited enough, all bets are off!

thrustworthy by QuacksO May 16, 2023

Beard Trustworthiness

Beard Trustworthiness is used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is.

~~~Very Trustworthy~~~
Full Beard
The Philosopher
Goatee + Mustache

~~~Mildly Trustworthy~~~
Full Mustache aka The Wilford Brimley
Cop Mustache aka The Burt Reynolds
Chin Strap aka The Abe, The Lincoln

~~~Neutral~~~
Sideburns
Friendly Chops
Chin Tuft + Mustache aka The Colonel Sanders
Mutton Chops

~~~Questionable~~~
Sans Mustache aka Amish Beard
Curly Mustache aka The Handlebar
Goatee

~~~Threatening~~~
The Horseshoe aka The Hogan
Chin Tuft
Unkempt Beard aka The Homeless Beard
Neck Beard

~~~Dangerous~~~
Soul Patch aka The Landing Strip
Patchy Beard aka The Sidney Crosby
Pencil Thin Chin Strap

~~~Disastrous~~~
Werewolf
Pencil Thin Mustache aka The John Waters, The Joe Jackson
The Hitler

L: How do you know you can trust that guy?

E: Dude he has a philosopher's beard, thats the second most trustworthiness beard on the Beard Trustworthiness chart that there is!

Beard Trustworthiness by AkaEros October 27, 2011

Trustworthiness 

The ability to be relied on as honest or truthful.

Having trustworthiness is important.

Trustworthiness by K4ZED May 19, 2017

trustworthy 

someone or something worthy of trust.

Roxanne told her sister, Melinda, all of her deepest secrets, because she knew that Melinda wouldn't tell anyone them to anyone else. Melinda was the only person she considered trustworthy.

trustworthy by ohheyhihello November 3, 2009

Trustworthy 

Adj.
Someone you can rely on to be honest, not to gossip, or tell your secrets to others. A person you can tell all of your secrets too without worry. Also someone you can rely on to set you straight and do the right thing even if it is not what you want.

My best friend is so “trustworthy”, she wouldn’t tell a soul what I told her.

Trustworthy by Sagax February 14, 2018