def: (1) a pervy old geezer who engages in boasting of his numerous sexual assaults on women such as unwanted or "ambush" kissing and grab-a-snatch attacks ... which he crudely characterizes as "grab them by the pussy!"
(2) a fat-assed misogynistic assclown who is characteristically 50-years (or more) older than the women who he stares at fantasizing in his feverish NPD - deranged brain that they find him sexually attractive ... never conscious of the revulsion they feel for him
OMG! My pervy uncle is such a Trumpervert! At our family Thanksgiving gathering he grabbed me by my pussy and tried to kiss me on the mouth IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS! OMG!!!!!
A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"
"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."
This is a play on the word, "umpire." And like in a ball game, they call all the shots.
In this case, it refers to someone who has been suckered in by the slick talks and promises President Trump has made and backs and supports his ideas to the point they basically won't shut up about all the good he is presumably going to do - and they preach this to those who did NOT vote for him - clearly ostracizing those around them.
"Did you see the last weekly presidential address ? Trump said he's going to repeal Obamacare and provide his own health care coverage for us ! Isn't that awesome ?"
"Stop being a trumpire. The man is evil and he's going to run this country into the ground."
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.