Trumpolagy

A religion based on Donald Trump where he is god & a philosophy based on narcissism

I learned in class about a new philosophy on narcissism called Trumpolagy

by TheViper88 January 9, 2017

Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.

Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."

by Cool Breeze Williams June 14, 2016

Trumptology

A cult like scientology only instead of worshipping Lord Xenu, they worship Donald Trump as a god. Like Scientology, Trumptology also shares the insanity of power, fear mongering, and suicidal idealisation.

The Russian hackers aided the rise of the Trumptology cult by helping rig the elections. The world is in grave danger.

by superbipolar420 December 17, 2016

Trumpology

The study of the unpredictable mindset of the 45th US President.

I have a Degree in Trumpology, But small hands aren't in my field.

by Idon'twritethebooks93 February 9, 2017

trumpology

The cult of Trump. Idiots who believe Trump will save the day and take them to a socialists paradise in a magic bus where jobs are plentiful and idiocy is rewarded.

Joe is into trumpology he believes trump will cure his erectile dysfunction, give him 50 IQ points and fix the roof on his trailer. Jason says "Trump cured my cancer!".

by realrepublican1 February 6, 2017

Trumpladyte

Pasty white Trump supporters, aka, Crackers, Nazis, Brownshirts, Skinheads, racists, homophobes bigots, knuckledraggers, and deniers of reality. Mostly profoundly stupid, these rage-o-holics can easily spotted carrying misspelled signs at Nuremburgesque rallies led by their Cheeto colored Dear Leader, while tweaking on meth or oxyys.

Legions of moronic Trumpladytes are protesting Starbucks by purchasing their coffee, and demanding that the name "Trump" be written on the cup.

by Tiberius' Raging Bile Duct November 19, 2016

trumpologist

Trumpologist (n) : one whose paid job is to surf social media and forums ridiculing any and all critisism of Donald Trump with the aim of making it look like he has supporters. Origin - Trump Apologist.

Nigel made a good living as a trumpologist, despite the horrific consequences of his actions.

by Armegalo January 30, 2017