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Truck fucked 

The act of being caught behind a semi and being fucked over due to its slow rate of acceleration. It can occur at a traffic light or while being stuck in a lane behind a truck.
1: That semi just pulled out in front of me going 30 on the fucking highway!!

Sounds like you just got truck fucked.

2: I just truck fucked that entire lane by not letting anyone pull out, I'm awesome.

You're a douchebag.
Truck fucked by JJHOUSEE August 14, 2010
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truck fucked 

when some punk ass security gaurd comes at me and my friends when we are skateboarding and tries to take our boards...we hit him with the truck of our board...

"oooh dude, you just got truck fucked!"
truck fucked by Xbashlee March 7, 2009

Truck fucked 

When Ottawa messes around and truckers fuck up their plans.
Ottawa has been Truck fucked. Honk!
Truck fucked by Honk! February 5, 2022

Freight Truck Fucked 

When the freight companies show up and then leave. Then your freight truck fucked.
That truck left without our load. We are freight truck fucked.

butt fucked in a smoothie truck 

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.
Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

trick fucked 

An innovative and usually devious way to do an end-around, back door deal, or scheme, usually related to circumventing bureaucracy and red tape
Last week we had a problem with Alfred on that due diligence document approval, but I trick fucked the approval process so we could by pass him and still buy the note.

TruckFucker 

Large pickup truck or SUV drivers who cut you off because they think that since they are larger than you they are more deserving of your current location. They can often be found blocking the aisle while trying to back into a small parking spot.
That truckfucker cut me off! I'm glad he has to pay so much more for gas than I do.
TruckFucker by MaxPower42 March 21, 2012
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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