troytarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Troy.

What? You hit your finger for the third time with your hammer, man that's pretty Troytarded.

by bloopster August 18, 2018

Tomtarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

by kazeflame June 7, 2009

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

traptarded

When one has been trapping for so long that they have forgotten to save any money so that they may get out the trap someday.
Other symptoms may include, but are not limited to: forgetting that pots and pans are for cooking food, buying too much Supreme gear, lip syncing to rappers whose name start with "Lil'" while smoking blunts and drinking lean cocktails, and general delusions of grandeur.

"I can't believe Chad embarrassed everybody at Easter; man, he's traptarded. He tried helping Grandma cook in the kitchen, and just ended up making some crack."

by MyCrazyMind October 11, 2018

Roytarded

When you say something so retarded that the friends you've had for decades still can't comprehend how stupid it is. This is beyond Stupid Roy.

He was acting so Roytarded that one of our friends left the group chat.

by Stupid Roy November 11, 2020

torontarded

...it ably sums up the mentality of so much of the population of Toronto.

Many people living in Toronto Ontario are "torontarded" A few cms of snow is a "major storm", where people forget how to drive in the snow, drive into the back of each other's cars, and complain when the temperature dips below -10.

by Amanda Jan January 4, 2008

Toontarded

When a child watches so many cartoons he/she becomes mentaily toontarded.

I think my son is now toontarded

by CountBermuda February 11, 2019