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Torontard 

Noun and adjective, describing Toronto Rob Ford voters who still defend him despite his admitted crack cocaine smoking and binge drinking.
" the Torontards still support the Fords"
" that transit plan will never work, it is Torontarded"
" My city's politics are becoming Torontarded"
Torontard by bubbaCanuk November 6, 2013
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Torontard 

Typically what the rest of Canada calls a person from Toronto. Strongly attributed to the hostility of Canadians towards this city due to many factors:
- Center of Canada/Universe mentality
- Bland city
- Most corporates and businesses, either Canadian or foreign, are established there
- The capital city of Ontario, which the province alone has a third of the Canadian population, being 13 million
- The metro area contains about six million people, roughly a sixth of the Canadian population
- Worst car traffic in the Western world
- The Golden Horseshoe, the name attributed to the region where Toronto is located, contains 9 million people, roughly a quarter of the Canadian population
- A magnet for immigrants, millenials and hipsters, basically making it less and less Canadian

But of course saying this is offensive to a Torontonian because of the "Center of Canada/Universe" mentality
Man #1: Man, Torontards are ruining this fucking city, and so with this wonderful country!!!!
Man #2: At least Torontwat is better than Detoilet and Shitcongo
Torontard by i hate sjws July 25, 2018

troytarded 

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Troy.
What? You hit your finger for the third time with your hammer, man that's pretty Troytarded.
troytarded by bloopster August 18, 2018

Toontarded 

When a child watches so many cartoons he/she becomes mentaily toontarded.
I think my son is now toontarded
Toontarded by CountBermuda February 11, 2019

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026