trousered 

completely and utterly trashed, drunk and/or drugged

man i was so completely trousered last night i pissed in my girlfriend's shoes

trousered by SLaaDi February 10, 2004

Trousered 

When a person has to run around the house/office without their trousers on, normally a forfeit for losing 10-0 at table football

Did you hear that Simon was trousered by Nick yesterday?

Trousered by digitaloop April 8, 2018

trousered 

When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on

Simon got trousered whilst playing foosball against Nick

trousered by digitaloop May 17, 2018

shiny-trousered 

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

shiny-trousered by Anonymous April 24, 2003

trailer trousers 

trailer trousers
(trey-ler trou-zerz)

–noun ( used with a plural verb )

1. Also called trailer slacks. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer trousers are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.

The knot in Bobbie-Sue's trailer trousers kept her from losing her virginity to her cousin.

trailer trousers by GrayRider February 28, 2011

trouser snake 

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!

trouser snake by Dub P August 26, 2005

trouser cough 

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

trouser cough by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003