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Bass Trombone
The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).
For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.
Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
Bass Trombone by Driving Park December 17, 2014
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Beef Trombone
Girl to Another: I'm so sore....
Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina
Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!
Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina
Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!
Beef Trombone by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009
trombone titties
trombone titties by KennyMel April 29, 2014
rusty trombone
When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.
Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his ass and tugged on his cock.
rusty trombone by Charlie Foxtrott September 12, 2009
loopy trombone
loopy trombone by rogue3 June 27, 2014
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