tromboner

Being sexually aroused by someone in a band uniform.

Whoa! That cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromboner!

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

tromboner

A trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect penis.

Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.

by pentozali November 1, 2010

tromboner

when a guy gets a boner in band class

chad got a tromboner

by you_no_it132 February 4, 2009

tromboner

The nickname for trombone players. The real tromboners a chill but most are weird

That tromboner is a weirdo

by Forty-nine December 11, 2016

tromboner

When your tossing a guys salad and you reach around and jerk him off like your playing a trombone.

"Hey bitch give my a tromboner."

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

tromboner

When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.

James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.

by Ted Chang April 17, 2006

tromboner

an act of sexuality when your partner presents the opening of a trombone/trumpet/saxaphone to your genitals and plays wildly.

ex. 1) Dude, your mom gave me such a tromboner
ex. 2) Hey, play your cards right and you might get a tromboner tonight.
ex. 3) Julie gave me a tromboner yesterday. it was meant to be.

by jroddie June 4, 2011