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Bass Trombone
The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).
For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.
Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
Bass Trombone by Driving Park December 17, 2014
Related Words
trombolee • Trombolese • tromblee • trombolene • Trombone • tromboner • Trombone player • tromboned • Trombone-Job • Tomboler
tromboned
Beef Trombone
Girl to Another: I'm so sore....
Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina
Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!
Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina
Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!
Beef Trombone by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009
trombone titties
trombone titties by KennyMel April 29, 2014
Trombolese
"My love has got no money, he's got his trombolese
My love has got no power, he's got his trombolese
My love has got no fame, he's got his trombolese"
"I'm going to spend some time in the Himilayas to find my trombolese"
My love has got no power, he's got his trombolese
My love has got no fame, he's got his trombolese"
"I'm going to spend some time in the Himilayas to find my trombolese"
Trombolese by Holographic Hieroglyph June 8, 2021
Trumbaleese
"My lover's got no money, he's got his Trumbaleese"
It is a well known fact that trumbaleese can fetch remarkably high prices, hence why her love has no money.
It is a well known fact that trumbaleese can fetch remarkably high prices, hence why her love has no money.
Trumbaleese by Johnbo December 10, 2007
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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