Johnbo's definitions

'fuck-off' bonus

Bonus so big you can give up your job.

"- the difference between what they would call a 'fuck-off' bonus or something more modest" - from "How Do We Fix This Mess by Robert Peston

by johnbo August 8, 2014

Trumbaleese

A rare cross breed of a trombone and some geese.

"My lover's got no money, he's got his Trumbaleese"

It is a well known fact that trumbaleese can fetch remarkably high prices, hence why her love has no money.

by Johnbo December 10, 2007