tritron

What you get when you combine autism and ebola

"Hey, have you heard that Nate got a serious case of tritron?"
"No, dude, that's pretty sad to hear! Hope he gets better soon"

by vysi0n May 30, 2018

tritron

efnet lamur

got tritron? *urks*

by tritron November 10, 2003

Luke Triton

Luke Triton is the apprentice of Professor Layton in the Professor Layton series made by Level-5. He is the son of Clark & Brenda Triton. He carries a satchel, and wears a matching blue sweater and hat. Because he always follows Professor Layton, he has the love of puzzles also wishing he would find the puzzle for him, as well as wanting to become a gentlemen like Professor Layton. He has an amazing ability of talking to animals, like his pet mouse Toppy from game 4 of the series: 'The Last Specter' He was born in London, but moved to Misthallery while he was still small. He is 11 years old.

Angela: "Don't you think Professor Layton's apprentice is just so adorable?" :D
Sarah: "You mean Luke Triton? Pfft....He's okay..."

by Roxasu September 26, 2012

Triton High School

The high school that serves the towns of Newbury, Rowley, and Salisbury Massachusetts. It's known for being "ghetto", having a terrible football team, and the bright blue tiles that cover it. Every student, whether they act like it or not, has at least some Viking Pride.

The student population is made up of a basic few types:
-Preppies
-Gangstas
-Goth (most of whom belong to the GSA...)
-Stoners
-Jocks
-Artsies
Most importantly, I think we can all agree on the fact that each town has certain characteristics.
Salisbury brings the wiggers who think they come straight out of the ghetto, but they really dont. Also, quite a lot of stoners and depressing goth kids.
Newbury brings the rich, snobby preppy kids who dont know anything outside of their quiet uniracial community. Some Newburyians turn to stoners, but they arent legit.
Rowley brings the kids that have the most variety. A lot become stoners, a lot are preppy, some are goth, and a few are "ghetto".

Everyone in Triton knows that it's a terrible school, and often joke about it. However, it is apparently under new management as of 2010, and is changing for the better.
The student population is really small, so basically everyone interacts with eachother, whether they like it or not. Mostly they dont like it.

Pentucket Kid:Hey, what school do you go to?
Triton Kid: Triton High School, you?
Pentucket Kid:Pentucket..
*brawl*

by newbgurl November 15, 2010

No-trition

A descriptor for food that at first glance appears to be healthy, but is actually packed with sugar or other unsavoury elements.

Comes from the words "no" and "nutrition."

That All-Bran bar looked healthy until I realized its second ingredient was high-fructose corn syrup. You won't catch me eating food so full of no-trition.

by Repo_Mandy April 12, 2010

Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.

by Jacob May 5, 2005

Triton Regional High School

It’s the grimiest high school in New Jersey. You can’t be in a 50ft radius of that school unless you want to smell fish and we don’t live by the ocean. White teachers sleep with white students because thats all they have there. It’s full of white trash and people who sleep with each other behind the stairs. It’s also racist and the only thing they care about is there nicotine addiction.

Parent: “What’s that smell? What did you do?”
Kid: “I walked by Triton Regional High School today”
Parent: “ Not surprised”

by #WeUrbanDictioning August 6, 2019