The Tri-States include Connecticut, New York, and everybody's favorite New Jersey. Relating the above states to the
female anatomy: Connecticut being the mouth, New York the vagina, and the swampland(s) of New Jersey of course referring to the Anus.
You have converted the tri-state lottery when you receive a blow
job, fuck the vagina and ass all in one session of "love making".
Also very useful when chatting over
work email, as you do not have to reveal your nightly endeavors to that
bastard monitoring your daily emails. That little fuck deserves a trip to Connecticut, I hear it's lovely this time of year!
Our
friend's roommate (affectionally nicknamed "The human cum bucket") must be one lucky bitch, she's always winning the tri-state lottery! She must be rich! With
STD's!!!!!
Damn. I missed the tri-state lottery again! That
hoe wouldn't blow me after I stuck it in her ass!