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Trebus Mummydaddy 

This is the term used to desribe a HUGE tree. Originated from the forest people of 20th centerary Slovakia.
"Wow! Look theres a huge Trebus Mummydaddy!"
A superior piece of medieval siege weaponry which is capable of hurling ninety kilogram projectiles over a distance of three hundred metres using a one-tonne counterweight. Capable of smashing castle walls with ease, unlike those inferior catapults.
Plebeian: The catapult is the best piece of siege weaponry in history.
Dominus: Can it hurl 90kg projectiles over 300m using a counterweight?
Plebeian: No...
Dominus: Then the trebuchet is vastly superior.
trebuchet by AVeryMadIrishman November 14, 2016

eskimo trebuchet 

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.
- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?

- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.
eskimo trebuchet by Labooty February 2, 2009

Danish Trebuchet 

Verb~ The act of masturbating until the point of climax with the penis between your legs and pointed backwards. Upon climax, one releases said penis, causing a "trebuchet" like motion and fires the ejaculate onto ones own face.
Brad: what did you do last night buddy?

Carl: I watched some SOA and then performed the

Danish trebuchet before lights out.

Brad: Oh my god, did you vomit?

Carl: yes.
Danish Trebuchet by Davids Towels October 25, 2014

trebully 

n. a guy with a fetish for white dicks; this specific person loves to bag on white dicks because he must have a really big astounding pleasure for their big dicks due to his small korean dick; posts a definition called korean pride to disprove the philosophical pandaboyx. it was a dissapointment that the "trebully" has been receiving many thumbs down more than the thumbs up he's been getting for this specific definition. All the other definitions that this particular small-dick-korean-wielder has many thumbs down more than thumbs up. this guy also makes definitions that is not understandable because this dumb korean is very uneducated. It is because of the opium war, Japan ceased a right time to dominate chinese people. China was in the midst of many wars, so trebully has contradicted himself, China isn't noob, they just got owned by everyone. a trebully also contradicts himself
pandaboyx: urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=korean+pride; hahaha look at this idiot posting crap to defend koreans wtf?
Hinsonhui: I LOL'D AHAHAHA stupid koreans
pandaboyx: he has a fetish for white dicks too
Hinsonhui: yeah you should make a definition for this guy, this guy really deserves it. and wtf is a trebully? like 3 bullies? that doesnt even make sense...
pandaboyx: lmfao, im so down, i wanna pick a fight with this bastard, i hope he can contact me by looking pandaboyx through youtube to try to find me so we can arrange a dick fight and ill use my dick to rape his small dick no homo =]
trebully by pandaboyxxx June 15, 2010

Trebusexual

The love of the best siege machine in history, the trebuchet.
Beta human: who do you like?
Alpha human:WHO? don't you mean what? I'm trebusexual, meaning I like trebuchets.
Trebusexual by Trebuchet lover January 8, 2020