travel dog

an erection while traveling (ie, in a car, on a bus, on a train).

(while driving)
passenger: "my god, i've got the biggest travel dog right now"
driver: "fuck man that's disgusting, get the fuck out of my car"

travel dog by Chris Hoffman January 24, 2008

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

Travelodge Dodge 

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.

person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge

Travelodge Dodge by vagster November 27, 2011

Travelodge 

British Hotel Chain of Cheap rooms where people from tinder or snapchat meet up for a cheeky shag at 1am.

Sheets are not cleaned between stays, usually a good place to catch a STD. Place where many kids are made....

Isn't that how Mia was conceived in a Travelodge?

Travelodge by shitebag3392 February 3, 2018

Travelodge 

A low-budget motel with many businesses around the United States. Quality will fluctuate wildly depending on where you are. Arizona has some of the shittiest Travelodges in the country, while Texas and California have bearable ones. Expect broken lamps, broken air conditioning, dirty bathrooms, absolutely shit wi-fi (even worse than most motel wi-fi).

Sleepless nights, unhappy staff, terrible mascot, and terrible breakfast service.

"Hey, are you going to stay at a Travelodge tonight?"
"Fuck that. I'd rather sleep in my truck."

Travelodge by Traveling January 17, 2012

Travelogue 

The coolest, most awesome electronic music act the music industry has ever seen.

"Have you ever heard Travelogue?"
"Yup. My life has never been the same."

Travelogue by Dr. Madrigal January 20, 2008

Travelogged 

Always up for any crazy plan and never ditches friends for anything. Travelogged's parents are always worried about his notorious ass not staying at one place. Although according to his friend's parents he is that one trustworthy sincere sensible child on who's account their child can be given all the permissions of parties or of trips.

Best travel buddy one can ever find and a big bigggg foodie. A hardcore fan of item songs and bonfires.

A punjabi spirit has captured Travelogged and denies to leave it in terms of energy and loudness.

Also has a secret crush on storytellers with whom late night deep talks can be shared.

Travelogged is the Life of any friends party without whom an outing becomes boring.

Don't have cool friends to roam around much? Try Travelogged and collect stories to tell your future generations.

Travelogged by Travelogged.in November 25, 2021