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tartmobile 

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.
Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!
tartmobile by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016

Trotmobile

A Trotmobile is a car that has two legs. In a sense a robot that is also a car.
During the Industrial Revolution, people became so in with cars, that they wish to use them everywhere; thus the Trotmobile was born!
From the Atlus RPG game; Steambot Chronicles (Bumpy Trots in Japan.)
My Trot is so awesome, check out the elephant tusk grill I put on the front!

Pssh, that's nothing, my Trotmobile has a giant sword arm!
Trotmobile by Orpheum November 16, 2006

THOTMOBILE 

Any loud car driven by a woman of compromised values or loose morals.
She that bitch roll thru in her Thotmobile bumpin like that hoochie mamafrom the movie Friday?
THOTMOBILE by apachetimes December 23, 2014

tardmobile 

Derogatory term for a retarded person's wheelchair.
Look at that tardy, rocking out in his tardmobile.
tardmobile by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Fratmobile 

Any dank-ass Future-Frat fuckboi's car.
Damn, you can smell that Fratmobile coming from around the corner, carrying those new pledges.
Fratmobile by SuburbanArtist May 15, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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