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tartmobile 

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.
Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!
tartmobile by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016

Trotmobile

A Trotmobile is a car that has two legs. In a sense a robot that is also a car.
During the Industrial Revolution, people became so in with cars, that they wish to use them everywhere; thus the Trotmobile was born!
From the Atlus RPG game; Steambot Chronicles (Bumpy Trots in Japan.)
My Trot is so awesome, check out the elephant tusk grill I put on the front!

Pssh, that's nothing, my Trotmobile has a giant sword arm!
Trotmobile by Orpheum November 16, 2006

THOTMOBILE 

Any loud car driven by a woman of compromised values or loose morals.
She that bitch roll thru in her Thotmobile bumpin like that hoochie mamafrom the movie Friday?
THOTMOBILE by apachetimes December 23, 2014

tardmobile 

Derogatory term for a retarded person's wheelchair.
Look at that tardy, rocking out in his tardmobile.
tardmobile by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.
Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile
bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Fratmobile 

Any dank-ass Future-Frat fuckboi's car.
Damn, you can smell that Fratmobile coming from around the corner, carrying those new pledges.
Fratmobile by SuburbanArtist May 15, 2015