tardmobile

Derogatory term for a retarded person's wheelchair.

Look at that tardy, rocking out in his tardmobile.

by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

tardmobile

1. A car with a Baby On Board sticker, a Disabled sticker, a learner plate, and a license plate reading 'DROOLER'

2. A wheel-chair.

Tardman! To the tardmobile!

by B-Drac November 19, 2003

tartmobile

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.

Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!

by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016

tard mobile

an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.

I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!

by busterboner August 29, 2009

tardomobile

A car whose appearance is retarded...not dissimilar to that of a retard in fact

Haha...Ben's car is a tardomobile

by mr durroo May 25, 2006

tratmobile

A small vehicle used for transporting Trats to various destinations.

Person 1: "Oh no! There is an injured bird in trouble!"
Person 2: "Quick! To the tratmobile!"

by Jas.. June 13, 2008