tartmobile 

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.

Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!

tartmobile by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016

Tartmobile

Fiat 500

“Look at that tart driving a Fiat 500”
“You mean a Tartmobile?”

Tartmobile by U will se what I can do to him March 25, 2026

Fartmobile 

A car having some engine problem and always backfiring or suddenly stopping during driving making fart sounds.

Lately my car is giving me problems,always stopping during driving. i think i got a Fartmobile on my hand.

Fartmobile by Lorddigital January 31, 2009

Trotmobile

A Trotmobile is a car that has two legs. In a sense a robot that is also a car.
During the Industrial Revolution, people became so in with cars, that they wish to use them everywhere; thus the Trotmobile was born!
From the Atlus RPG game; Steambot Chronicles (Bumpy Trots in Japan.)

My Trot is so awesome, check out the elephant tusk grill I put on the front!

Pssh, that's nothing, my Trotmobile has a giant sword arm!

Trotmobile by Orpheum November 16, 2006

THOTMOBILE 

Any loud car driven by a woman of compromised values or loose morals.

She that bitch roll thru in her Thotmobile bumpin like that hoochie mamafrom the movie Friday?

THOTMOBILE by apachetimes December 23, 2014

tardmobile 

Derogatory term for a retarded person's wheelchair.

Look at that tardy, rocking out in his tardmobile.

tardmobile by Jerkworthy November 7, 2003

fartmobile 

A person that has a great degree of cubustable pressure built within the anus that is released with an extreme powerful force of air causing a rotation of wind.

An extremely powerful force of wind from the anal sphincter that could make the human being into a Rocket powered entity a fartmobile.

fartmobile by stinkerdoolittle February 17, 2008