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Frogmobile 

Any vehicle made in France, usually a car. They are not known for their reliability, if you make a mistake of buying one, you are guaranteed to get a lot of small problems in addition to big ones. When it comes to maintenance and repairs, they are nightmares for mechanics.

The definition of a frogmobile doesn't only apply to vehicles made in France. There's a province in Canada called Quebec where e.g. the most of Ski-Doo sleds are made, fortunately sleds aren't as hopeless cases as French cars, it is largely due to the fact that their engines are manufactured in Austria, whose greatest gift to humankind was a certain Herr Hitler. Originally the factory was located in Dresden, Germany, but the factory and most of the city were wiped out in a couple of days in the bombings of February 1945, thanks to the immigrant Hitler. The Quebecers consider themselves as the inventors of the snowmobile, although it's not so clear-cut, they also tend to buy smaller companies and then claim all inventions as their own, or they just simply copy the innovation of a small competitor, knowing that they themself can afford years of legal battle in court, but which is impossible for a smaller opponent. But hey, let's face it; they probably invented the wheel before Mesopotamian civilization, not to mention the rubber track.
Talking about frogmobiles - when frogs are amphibians, are they possibly also the inventors of amphibious vehicles?
Frogmobile by O. W. Tongueincheek December 28, 2022

Fartmobile 

A car having some engine problem and always backfiring or suddenly stopping during driving making fart sounds.
Lately my car is giving me problems,always stopping during driving. i think i got a Fartmobile on my hand.
Fartmobile by Lorddigital January 31, 2009

fatmobile 

The motorized wheelchair shopping cart that gigantically fat people use at the grocery store because they are to fat and lazy to walk.
I spent two hours setting up a soup display at work and then suddenly some lard ass wrecked into it with a fatmobile.
fatmobile by chester B. Arthur December 9, 2008

fromobile 

The name given to a vehicle-- typically a van-- of which the dude with the fro drives.
person 1: "Mickey has a lot of room in his fro for storing things."

person 2: "You should check out his fromobile! It's huge!"

-or-

Mickey: "Party at my house; to the fromobile!"
fromobile by JD "Lennon" November 22, 2009

Fagmobile 

A piece of shit 2015 Tacoma that a faggot drives around Georgia and owner works for Ingles. (P.s. not stock wheels)
Look at that fagmobile
Fagmobile by TacomaLover47 February 23, 2022

Fagmobile 

GM H2:s are called to Fagmobile in Finland because that vehicle was used in TV show FabFive finnish version by cheering faggots.
See also prius
Faggots use H2:s, it's Fagmobile
Fagmobile by matti September 12, 2005