trashportation

Public transportation that sucks and is trash

I take public trashportation to work

by EvanKnish January 21, 2024

Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013

chariot transportation

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.

"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation

by chariotthreebff September 29, 2011

Immaculate Transportation

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.

I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!

by Vern Swanson February 4, 2014

Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

by scooterams July 29, 2008

proletariat transportation

in all North American cities and towns ( except Montreal, Toronto, Boston, NYC and San Francisco- suburbs not included), an offensive term for the public transit (bus, metro, tram, etc.) system

The reason the 5 cities mentioned above are excluded from the definition of proletariat transportation is because they have a well developed, in North American standards, public transit system.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2015

Public Transportation Karma

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.

Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this

by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011